Ricky’s Knock Knock Jokes
June 8, 2009 by admin
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From Season 1 Episode 4:
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Mr Stupidty head that’s fuckin’ pissin me off right now that thinks he’s captain of the shit liner and by the way your fish sticks suck so fuck off!
From Season 1 Episode 5:
Knock Knock boys.
Who’s there?
(Ricky flips Cory and Trevor the bird)
Andrew on Mon, 28th Sep 2009 3:46 am
Ricky: “Hey Lahey, knock knock.”
Lahey: “Who’s there, Rick?”
Ricky: “Mr. Stupidy head, who’s fuckin’ pissin’ me off right now, thinks he’s captain of the shit liner and by the way your fish sticks suck so fuck off!”
Season 1
ali on Mon, 18th Jan 2010 4:14 pm
Ricky: Knock-knock, Lahey.
Mr. Lahey: Who’s there, Ricky?
Ricky: A fuckin’ shitty fuckin’ trailer park supervisor who hangs around with a big-gutted drunk elf who thinks he’s gettin’ us thrown back in jail but he can’t ’cause he’s got no evidence and he’s dumb as fuck, and he’s got this other thing goin’ on in his head that’s tryin’ to… twirly around and… fuckin’ get… different… FUCK!
Randy Lahey on Tue, 19th Jan 2010 11:51 pm
“Knock Knock”
“Who’s There?”
“Fuck Off!”
bon on Thu, 29th Apr 2010 8:40 am
knock knock
(lahey) im not gonna say whos there ricky
(ricky) ya just did ya fuckin idiot
(ricky rips off lasheys pants)
Peter Hjort on Fri, 30th Apr 2010 12:32 pm
Season 4, episode 8
Lahey: “Ricky, it’s time to say goodbye. I’m about to extinguish your little shit flame forever–you’ve got time for one last word, boy.”
Ricky: “Knock Knock”
Lahey: “Whose there, Ricky?”
Ricky: “A drunk trailer park supervisor with fuckin’ guns and dynamite, drunk, with a fuckin’ dress on whose goin’ fuckin’ back to jail for a long fuckin’ time.”
Peter Hjort on Fri, 30th Apr 2010 1:20 pm
Season 2, episode 1
Ricky: “Knock Knock”
Lahey: “Whose there, Rick?”
Ricky: “Somebody”
Lahey: “Somebody who?”
Ricky: “Somebody whose ex-wife owns the fuckin’ trailer park is the only reason you got the job as trailer park supervisor, cause you got fired from the police force cause ya fucked up big time, but we’re not gonna talk about that, are we? And now you’re gonna get fired from this job because you’re nothing but a drunk fuckin’ idiot who can’t even run the trailer park. You’re drunk right now, I can smell the fuckin’ liquor on you from here. Go away for 18 months to jail and everything goes to fuckin’ shit doesn’t it, Lahey? Let your little buddy, the -sh- fuckin’ no shirt move in with my girlfriend and ruin my whole fuckin’ life, now there’s fuckin’ shit everywhere in this fuckin’ trailer park. Fuckin’ idiot.”