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Ricky: “Knock Knock”
Lahey: “Whose there, Rick?”
Ricky: “Somebody”
Lahey: “Somebody who?”
Ricky: “Somebody whose ex-wife owns the fuckin’ trailer park is the only reason you got the job as trailer park supervisor, cause you got fired from the police force cause ya fucked up big time, but we’re not gonna talk about that, are we? And now you’re gonna get fired from this job because you’re nothing but a drunk fuckin’ idiot who can’t even run the trailer park. You’re drunk right now, I can smell the fuckin’ liquor on you from here. Go away for 18 months to jail and everything goes to fuckin’ shit doesn’t it, Lahey? Let your little buddy, the -sh- fuckin’ no shirt move in with my girlfriend and ruin my whole fuckin’ life, now there’s fuckin’ shit everywhere in this fuckin’ trailer park. Fuckin’ idiot.”

Ricky: “Knock Knock”

Lahey: “Whose there, Ricky?”

Ricky: “A drunk trailer park supervisor with fuckin’ guns and dynamite, drunk, with a fuckin’ dress on whose goin’ fuckin’ back to jail for a long fuckin’ time.”